Cruella De' Vil Conquered it all!

Cruelle doesn't belong here!

Cruella De Vil lost her title. Another took over. My new Anatomy Professor is a devil in disguise. She is scary. When I say a Professor is scary. I really mean it. She is the new Cruella De Vil. She is teaching us till the end of the semester. Another 5 lessons of 2 odd hours each. I highly doubt my ability to survive right under her nose.

Since I can remember I have never sat in the front of a classroom. Largely cos of my height, also co I will be hidden when I am dozing off or simply just zoning out. BUT TODAY, she made me sit right in front of her. I politely sated, someone already sat there. That bugger as usual was late so no one was occupying the seat at that point. Well, I was not letting it off easily. I suggested sitting,  a row behind the front row.

"NO!" Cruella 's voice boomed in that mini Anatomy lab.

A dead body would have jerked.

"Damn! This sucks!" - Now that would me.

So there I was sitting right in front of the Professor. She suddenly stuck out a model of a cerebellum and approached one of the students and asked him to name the parts.

The clever one replied nonchalantly "I was not here for the last lesson".

The Prof this time, "Well, since you care to miss it I assume you could study on your own."

"F***"- That would be me again on that victim's behalf.

She is screwing us big time. Before I could even turn away from the scene, the cerebellum took form before my eyes.

"So, you tell me".

Crap! I was not there the previous lesson too. I can't use that same reason can I?

"Errr...I am not too sure." What 'not sure'? I had no idea what the freakin' names were!! "I am sorry", I whispered.

I couldn't hear my own voice. Now, that hardly happens.

"Nothing? Do you know when your exams are?", that was Cruella of course.

Of course I know when my exams are. 2 weeks. I don't want you telling me that!

Obviously, I didn't say that out loud. All I really wanted to do was, sit on her. Why sit you may ask. Imagine a Sumo wrestler sitting on you, do you really think you would be able to defend yourself or at least try to escape? No. Cos there ain't no way out when sandwiched under a Sumo Wrestler. However, at this point, there was no way out for me.

I ain't no Sumo Big Butt and she was Cruella!