Dude, Where's my Coffee?!

I had an exam earlier in the day.
I have an extremely long day tomorrow.
I have a couple of lab reports due the day after tomorrow.
I have a presentation next week.
I have a review paper to write by next week.
I have my Finals in 3 weeks.
I have a  laptop which is dying.
I have a system that's running low on caffeine.
I have been diagnosed with exhaustion.