Chocolates of a Different Kind

This particular store screamed Australia from every corner of it. Till I entered and realised it was not Australia but rather New Zealand. I can never differentiate. Oh well, they had loads of stuff that ranged from aborigine accessories, postcards, shawls even. (can shawls be made using sheepskin? I ain't no idea.) And then there was this chocolate corner. What was fascinaiting was the packaging the candies came in. The packaging was hilarious I decided to buy myself one. (Will be visiting the store to get the rest one by one. Yes, I've kinda decided to collect the boxes the chocolates came with. hehe..) They come in fancy bags too, hence making ideal gifts. ;-)

This is what it says on the cover:

Helps you avoid thinking about 'it' for up to 15 minutes! (below the girthControlCHOCOLATE)

For control of those unexpected urges.

DIRECTIONS: Simply break off the desired dosage and consume. You should quickly be overcome by stress-relieving endorphins and no longer concerned about 'those' thoughts.

WARNING: If you experience a hot flush, do not loosen clothing under any circumstances, as this will aggravate your condition.

(and in really small font at the bottom of the package reads...)

IMPORTANT: THIS PACKET IS PROTECTED BY A TAMPER-EVIDENT PAPERWRAP. IF SEAL HAS BEEN BROKEN SUSPECT EVERYONE. GIRTH CONTROL CHOCOLATE IS HABIT FORMING.

(the very last line right at the bottom reads...)

FOR BEST RESULTS CONSUME FREQUENTLY.

(on the inner wrapper, before you get to the chocolate bar, there are some lines to greet you too..)

Important Note from BLOOMBERRY & CO.

As you will soon discover, this is no ordinary chocolate bar. The whole experience has been created to tantalize your tastebuds, seduce your senses and satisfy your cravings.

The chocolate in taste however was not extraordinary. It tasted just as how a milk chocolate should taste like. :-D I liked it though. The packaging is the highlight at the end of the day. The ingredients state the chocolate was made from cane sugar (I'm not sure if cane sugar makes a difference cos I personally didn't sense any) from Australia, milk from New Zealand and cocoa solids from Malaysia. Perfectly safe for consumption. Probably even more so ideal if you are having those urges. ;-) I ain't no havin' urges of any kind, but I did consume the chocolate frequently thatI finished it under a week! :-o 

For more info, Check out www.bloomsberry.com